{"product_id":"i-am-a-conduit-for-nonsense-t-shirt","title":"I Am A Conduit For Nonsense T-Shirt","description":"This lightweight cotton tee features a warm, illustrated design of an astronaut cat framed by a glowing red sun and subtle brushstroke splatters — a quiet blend of whimsy and calm confidence. It sits easily in everyday wardrobes: breathable, soft against the skin, and carries character without shouting. Wear it while wandering city streets, curling up with a book, or meeting friends for coffee; the art sparks conversation and feels like a small talisman for curiosity and gentle adventure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) and DTF for crisp sleeve and neck details\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":52876295078199,"sku":"13740249882197179194","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":52876295110967,"sku":"32563229614553469879","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52876295143735,"sku":"25610032547342477860","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":52876295176503,"sku":"32056536362406640714","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":52876295209271,"sku":"86755564772857698922","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":52876295242039,"sku":"13872494363531402138","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":52876295274807,"sku":"24823057606089289026","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52876295307575,"sku":"12921725993620913938","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":52876295340343,"sku":"14593643961690242224","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":52876295373111,"sku":"32338345668089746923","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":52876295405879,"sku":"25789939016114751561","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":52876295438647,"sku":"24058684165708193429","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52876295471415,"sku":"24870967000151833845","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":52876295504183,"sku":"30275022561791352692","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":52876295536951,"sku":"54036654464679947434","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":52876295569719,"sku":"21401463487343952325","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52876295602487,"sku":"23914148695157690715","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52876295635255,"sku":"29180021598693209938","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":52876295668023,"sku":"11080729233716226493","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52876295700791,"sku":"29926390318737793369","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":52876295733559,"sku":"26759064266666862447","price":13.18,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52876295766327,"sku":"13918561685808804990","price":15.07,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52876295799095,"sku":"12687447074371487811","price":15.07,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":52876295831863,"sku":"85849677068273768850","price":15.07,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52876295864631,"sku":"14632215690295085826","price":15.07,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":52876295897399,"sku":"56456099130048889442","price":15.07,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":52876295930167,"sku":"33684678470815114771","price":16.67,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52876295962935,"sku":"41340688951742176018","price":16.67,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":52876295995703,"sku":"33344968964687290586","price":16.67,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":52876296028471,"sku":"33241708704215665652","price":16.67,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":52876296061239,"sku":"21449229558033105409","price":16.67,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":52876296094007,"sku":"21898301607633737174","price":18.45,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52876296126775,"sku":"15873984004814143439","price":18.45,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52876296159543,"sku":"48290083262163683593","price":20.03,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/7480\/6839\/files\/14787709912069597156_2048.jpg?v=1787310167","url":"https:\/\/wrylife.com\/products\/i-am-a-conduit-for-nonsense-t-shirt","provider":"Wrylife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}